Quoting that dumb shit made you look like a bigger D-bag than anyone named in the post.

Shit like this is why I have a good chuckle at the term ‘coastal elite’

And LA is nicer than Philly in every measure, so what?

Seriously, go auto-erotic asphyxiate yourself in your environment-killing vehicle of choice (the more cylinders the better).

Seriously, go auto-erotic asphyxiate yourself in your environment-killing vehicle of choice (the more cylinders the…

The payola is strong with this one 

‘Arch-enemy’?

Wait, Manning was never competitive against UF. But wasn’t Manning redeemed by being an integral part of multiple super bowl wins as well as never having any sexual predation charges or PED scandals in his record ?

Poor writing, poorer animation

If you don’t think Brees voted Trump, you may be as blithe as he appears to be.

Why would anyone have assumed that Brees was the former?

If you’re dumb enough to buy a Chrysler product new, in this day and age I have no trouble believing you’d want the entire Renner catalogue, including demos and b-sides

Pretty sure some Grammy winning artists listen to that shit every time they ‘perform’

Ah, the same argument as for the C8 wrt the demographic... too late, damage done, your decades of branding have fucked you.

Hard to imagine anyone wanting to talk to either of those persons

Yes but they’re big, LOUD metal penises.

This many words to sell a Chrysler should be illegal

Can I interest you in these magic beans?

How do you feel about the C8? When I see one I just think uglier mid aughts Lamborghini 

GM must’ve thought they looked pretty damn impressive

Just skip to the warp drive already