Everyone’s dying you jackass.

This guy is bad, Melissa McCarthy is the best most talented person ever!

Seems like y’all are wasting your time being jealous of some rich dude.

Christ almighty, you may be the dumbest person here.

Child, I was was here long before you and I figure I’ll be here for a while after.

Oh, that’s nice.

I did see it,

What’re you? Dense?

I never thought a 10 year old screenshot of a website could make me sad.

This is parody, right?

Except for the fact that Steve Carell sucked and Alec Baldwin ruled for every one of those wins

Perhaps their planet is the Mexico or Honduras of the galaxy?

Conversely, how many actors’ careers took off after being in the LOTR?

So what’s your excuse?

Wait, what?

If you had a fairly strong union at your job that had collectively bargained that your employer couldn’t touch you no matter your stance on the bullshit national anthem, you could do whatever the fuck you wanted at your shit job that doesn’t play the anthem before the morning bell, thus rendering your contrarian point…

THe same reason people believe black women alone got Doug Jones elected.

ONly if they charged you by weight.

Flying fish?

You mean your pre-teen fuccboi movie?