Perhaps that’s true among the Jalopnik reading crowd, which might have been 20% of Tesla’s potential buyers. And make no mistake, that 20% matters.

I'm always overjoyed to talk about Midnight Run. Any time I have an opportunity to work it into a piece, I usually do.

And that bitch Anne Murray, too.

Where’s the entry for “Everyone Not Named John Wick” in John Wick 1-4?

“The Killer (Michael Fassbender) in, uh, The Killer.”

This is the biggest apology Canadians have made about a celebrity since this happened:

The word “lagniappe” should be more widely used than it is

If this happened in 2012 I’d be a bit surprised, but now we’re in the era (ha ha) of Swift and other actually massive pop stars it does seem like either extreme optimism or hubris that the Black Keys/their managers thought “Yes, we are clearly at the level of Foo Fighters or Metallica, so of course we can play an…

Seen 3 or so (same one, 2 or 3 times, who can tell?). They’re even wavier looking in person than I expected (maybe they’ll be identifiable by their panels’ particular waves, kind of like the unique markings on a whale). Looks like an old B-movie sci-fi prop—maybe one of those original Star Wars knockoffs—but not in a…

I lost. It’s as ugly in person as it is in pictures.

We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.

Image rights. We’re not not about to use images that someone else paid for without their permission. 

In addition Hertz is trying to unload 30,000 Teslas. They became a maintenance nightmare and renters didn’t want to deal with recharging them. 

Not exactly sure where you’re going there. I’ve seen some great arena concerts. Why should we abandon the arenas just because some people can’t fill them anymore?

Then we’ve got one final mission for Randy Quaid.

Maybe that’s their taxi force, assembling like the aliens in Independence Day, awaiting instructions to turn on, power up, and then flood NYC with 25,000 new robotaxis.

Technically, I have lost several times already but the real losers are the ones who bought a truck that is only 70% complete and will forever have wavy, patina and fallout-encrusted body panels. The ones I have seen so far look like they have 20+ year old neglected and dirty bodywork despite being brand new.

They should sell those cars.

Don’t forget Tesla doesn’t have the massive army of dealers where they can just dump their inventory. The direct sales feature works great until you lose discipline around matching production to demand.

Will Harris back in the saddle!  What a beautiful day on the AVC!