Gotta admit- I fucking hate slideshows, but I loved this one. :) I disagree with your placement of the Ouija board in the top ten at all; since those are things that we grow up messing with it stands to reason your guard might be lowered. I might mess with a Ouija board. But a disembodied corpse hand that seems to…

That lamp was the scariest thing I saw when I was a kid

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukah.

That’s great if you score a pharaoh who knows a game that inexplicably rules your world and every aspect of it. I’m not sure I’m willing to risk getting my skin flayed off erotically by fetish demons if the alternative is to merge with Parchee-Ra, Master of Parcheesi

Any cameos from the Crunch Enhancer? It’s a non nutritive cereal varnish.  Semi-permeable, but not osmotic.

So this is an actual real movie that you’ve actually seen?

He might not be entirely consistent in his ability to assess the quality of his projects. After all, he starred in two Hot Tub Time Machine films, and actually produced the first one!

Ron Weasely was meant to be tall and lanky while his twin brothers were short and stoutish, but I don’t suppose film viewers cared much. I wonder if the producers were disappointed that Radcliffe didn’t get a bit more height. They made Hermione more conventionally pretty but then that’s the film industry. I thought it…

Tough to be the bad guy, sure. But HP fans at the time really seemed drawn to the bad guys in the story. If not Draco, then certainly Snape. And I’m certain they had the film versions on their minds instead of the book versions.

See (or rather don’t) the terrible adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in 1998. That was absolutely the wrong time to adapt that book. You could argue that today might make some sense, as Thompson’s early 1970s disgust with America has echos today, but what made people think the 1990s was…

Ahh gross, but also sadly typical or 80's movies. I mean what in Sixteen Candles didn’t one character sexually assault a drunk girl?

Even with a stacked cast, the movie is fated to be compared to similar movies, films that are objectively superior. Films that are better. Better than Ezra.

In his Variety interview, Felton also took some time to address his Potter days, as he always seems to be doing.

I don’t think it’s inconceivable that Vaulties would assume that there would be survivors of the apocalypse that were reduced to being feral and murderous. That seems to be their default assumption about anyone not living in a Vault, really

I loved the book (as I did Bonfire of the Vanities) so will give this a look. My one hope is that it addresses my one issue with both books - the endings are very weak.

All the sketchy ass flights on regional carriers I took in Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, and Thailand boarded from the starboard side with mobile stairs out on the tarmac. Felt weird, but I was more worried about crashing. 

Also related - most spiral stairs in medieval castle towers go upwards clockwise.

They seem to be mostly eating corn? And there was a lot of jello at that wedding feast. Lotta carbs/sugar + not a lot of exercise could certainly do that.