A couple of the jokes in this skit are pretty unfunny, but the way that Murphy takes a breath before screaming will always be hilarious to me.

I’ll be this guy. It was the funniest one of the night, which is saying something because it beat out all his “return” characters. With this caveat: Eddie improvs a comment to Chloe that is to be kind, cringe, dated, but ... possibly in character. Don’t unpack it and just enjoy the full skit. I thought this might…

This one’s the favorite of moms everywhere, including me, but it also makes me remember how many times I’ve bought my mom a robe...on sale.  :(

Maybe I’m a dummy who doesn’t see some subversive comedy genius but I have never gotten the appeal of “I Wish It Was Christmas Today”. There’s so many other classic SNL Christmas sketches that could be on this list instead of that dumb thing. A couple of my faves:

On Halloween my son was wearing an all-black costume, and I kept calling him “Invisible Pedestrian.” Nobody got it. 

What the actual F.

As an Old® and because it contains some of my favorite actors, I submit this:

The fact that this isn’t on the list is a crime

What!? No ‘And I Got A Robe’?! 

“I got a robe.” > everything

your forgot my favorite - the alternate ending to “it’s a wonderful life” with dana carvey as george. “mary, mary!”

Sweeney Sisters Christmas medley > all else

Yeah, I think commenters here often make the mistake of thinking most moviegoers are as invested as they are in studio strategy. If it’s a good movie, I don’t think they’d give a damn.

I’m still upset that they continually CG Jason Momoa’s head onto footage of my body. I mean, I’m flattered but they didn’t ask.

99% of moviegoers are completely unaware of any of that lol.

Good review, actually. Agreed Momoa can elevate a lot of stuff just through sheer charm and charisma. We might hit it over the school break if it is as fun as this review makes it sound.

Yer know the thing about a Kristen Stewart - she’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

He looks fuck-all like...

“I'M RICK RIORDAN AND I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND RETAIN CREATIVE CONTROL AND I'M ALL OUTTA CREATIVE CONTROL."

Wow, I didn’t recognize him from the picture, so he might be on to something.