“hand me that beer you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak”

On the other hand, it does encourage the cops to not check what’s in the beer bottles around the cab as regularly.

“You’re too late!” he shouted, “I already drank it!”

I think a lot of these are from owner operators, or drivers who don’t want to stop because time is money

I collected carts at a major hardware store in college. Despite being in a semi-large metro area, it wasn’t too uncommon for people to leave behind bottles full of piss or chew spit. Based on smell from the containers without lids, I’d actually rate chew spit as being worse. Looking back on it, I’m equal parts…

festering piss vapor is a pretty great gutter punk band name.

Is there any reason that Leslie Jones would expect to make the same salary as Kristen Wiig or even Melissa McCarthy? A big part of anyone's salary for their new job is based on their past work and is there anything that she had done in the past that was as big of a hit as Bridesmaids?

$9,000 in gas? *looks outside at station in CA* So, like, he filled up his H2 once and dashed?

I firmly think a good editor is the most important job for a comedy

you keep warping “people disliked it for sexist reasons” into “everybody who disliked it was sexist,” and it’s telling.

A lot of people doesn’t equate to “everybody”.

It was probably the first time that people were called sexists for not liking a movie.
People are more pissed about that than at the movie itself.

Insulting people because they don’t like your movie is a dumb strategy.

Afterlife was to me a heartless nostalgia bait cash in that mishandled the passing of a key individual in ghastly fashion. In some ways I kinda look down harder on Afterlife then the 2016, and I aggressively don’t like either.

Based on the description of what was cut, I hope not. The last thing that film needed was more meandering, overlong improv scenes.

Co-sign on the Fisher Price Service Center — that shit was awesome, yo.

I am confused, how can the number of Sherlock Holmes actors be so much higher than the number of Sherlock Holmes movie appearances? Are some of those appearances two actors working together inside a giant Sherlock Holmes suit? Or do a lot of those movies have flashbacks to Sherlock as a kid and he is played by a…

This is... a pretty good list. Nothing egregiously missing, per se, though the Nero Wolfe comment below disagrees.

I got these guys #1

Seven is great but they failed as detectives. One got his wife’s head lopped off. 

Firstly: the lack of Daryl Zero offends me greatly (though he’s partially covered by being cut from Sherlock Holmes cloth).