I know it had that effect on me, although I wasn’t in a position to do much about it.

God Zane is so good in that movie. Possibly my favorite villain ever.

Nice job by Harris translating that incredulousness into the written word.

Oh I know you guys get the same complaint about every one of these. Can’t hit them all.

We have a stocked breakroom at work and someone was stealing cases of soft drinks. One of my colleagues came in on a Saturday just in time to see a 60 year-old accountant who makes plenty of money heading out the back door with 3 cases of Diet Coke. People are weird. The guy who ran the office was basically like “well…

What about the hot pants?

I bet he got the Back to the Future role because of that evil smile he can lay down. He was perfect for just leering in the background of the scenes with Biff (and casting Tom Wilson instead was a great move - Zane just doesn’t intimidate physically. Funny to read that apparently Wilson’s a total sweetheart).

Especially because only after delivering it does he realize he’s waist-deep in freezing north Atlantic water. The look on his face is priceless.

Well we’re talking about a sex doll so wouldn’t it be “Electric Buggerloo?”

I’ll have to take your word for it.

The golden age of Sheen.

I know the movie is 90% bullshit but no doubt it’s full of compelling scenes, that one at the front of the line.

I’ve managed to get intoxicated without a fighting boat crew so...yes?

I like Soulmate-ty

See??

I have an idea what public response to this change would look like.  

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What kind of question even is that??

Worked so well for Mad Max without Max!

I dunno, your daughter’s kind of a brat.