Possibly the happiest day of my life was sitting at the dinner table and my dad looking up to say “it wouldn’t hurt my feelings if we never had cauliflower again.”  I couldn’t believe my ears.  And yes, it was usually steamed.  Absolutely horrible.

OK, good to know. Hadn’t thought about cauliflower. Who knew one of the nastiest vegetables would prove to be so versatile?

Glad to see Stipe shaved the awful COVID beard. He and David Cross looked like they lost the same bet.

THANK YOU.  I’ve always wondered if the room rotates or something.  Between multiple skit stages, the band, musical guest...like twelve??

I feel like the streaming platforms that still do weekly episode releases are the ones doing it right. Make each drop appointment television that people (and social media) will spend the next week talking about, creating anticipation for the next episode. The availability of previous eps is the obvious advantage over…

The idea that Grande could handle more than the very first wing on the scale is laughable (assuming they can get some soy wings together).  

It’s also an insult that really doesn’t have much bite. At many colleges 30-40% of guys are in fraternities, and aren’t all a bunch of racist, rapist cretins.

He got voted in his third year on the ballot.

You gonna do it again this year?

I’m not sure a legit lot could compete with the scam artists, since they have no qualms about the profitable sell/repo/repeat program.

Yeah they haven’t all been like that. I sold one car to a guy who owned a Chinese restaurant and he showed up at my house with $8,000 cash in a bag, which he counted out on my dining room table (and yes I know it was dumb to do it at home, I was young).  I’d love to see that guy’s tax returns.

That stretch always has been, mostly people who owned homes and rented them when not in personal use, but with the advent of online rental platforms it’s become a zoo (and house/condo prices have tripled). It’s a cool spot and a lot of fun, but crowded as hell during high seasons.

They don’t own it, they have a lien on it that they cannot exercise unless there’s a default.  But fair to say this is a distinction without a difference given how many buyers default on the loans and have their cars repo’d

Writers at the AV Club, now owned by Paste, have confirmed they’re moving comments over to WordPress. The quality of the content has already improved dramatically (including bringing back former writers) and the comments section is filling up again. All within a few weeks.  Amazing what difference an owner who gives a…

Don Dare blasts the everloving shit out of high prices!

Selling a car via a private sale is an eye-opening experience. I was contacted individually by several Middle Eastern guys who seemed to know each other (one knew what I had agreed to discount the car to for another buyer). I couldn’t figure out their angle and ultimately sold it to someone else because they felt so…

True, but I’m on board with the commenters here saying this seems like straight-up theft.  Call the cops or DA’s office.

And even without the repo scheme, the BHPH dealer generally is able to sell the note for more than they paid for the car at auction, so they literally don’t care if the buyer is capable of making even the first payment.

That’s not paranoid, that’s prudent.  My son had his Trek stolen after leaving it unattended for about 90 seconds (his fault for not locking it, but still pretty impressive).  People will steal shit in a heartbeat.

Gotta admit, that was fucking hysterical.