I think it’s even more mercenary than that. Anyone trying to attract clicks and get paid for it can find a shitpost angle on pretty much any topic if they try.

So fucked up. No commercial should have the sole effect of leaving you wondering what the hell you just watched.

Fortunately I can separate my appreciation of Chris Pine from a bad (allegedly) movie he made.  At this point I’m curious enough to invest two hours finding out firsthand.

We live in a time of Chris abundance.

dirtside’s got it.

That guy could see which way the situation was moving but didn’t want to go against his brother (a funny revelation).

The issue at least in Texas is that there are vast areas within 100 miles where someone crossing could easily end up without coming across much in the way of civilization.

That was a 3:10 joke that apparently didn’t land.

My grandfather bred and showed Blue Andalusian chickens. They are very pretty and look like this:

“Incredibly, there were no skid marks.”

Hannibal as a character made perfect sense to star in a series, though.  He was a fascinating character that you could do a lot with.  Jason?  Not as much.  Possible that it would have been more of an anthology.  Jason could host!

Not yet

What time is the fuel truck supposed to be there?

I assume the fact that he’s turning into his former psycho head chef Joel McHale is not lost on him.

And my Quizno’s sub! Because there’s no explanation for this other than early Apple AI gone wrong.

I feel bad for anyone who lives their life this way, waking up thinking of ways they can stick it to whoever is on the opposite side of the spectrum.  Great way to go through life.

The idea of running the commercial backwards actually makes far more sense, implying that the iPad can be instrumental in any sort of artistic endeavor.  Instead of just laying claim to it and destroying the originals.

Too bad, because the generational divide over the legitimacy of influencing as a career and people living fictional lives entirely inside their phones is a great backdrop. The Bratt / Shields coincidence is straight-up stupid though. Wow, of the nearly 400 million people who live in the U.S. and U.K. I happened to…

My wife loves these damn things and I’ve now heard enough on road trips to conclude that the juicy stories have largely been told, since the conclusion to recent ones seems to be “maybe he did it. We’re not sure and the case was never resolved.”

I’ll give you a topic. Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island. Discuss.