I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

There’s absolutely no way Eric doesn’t hunt people for sport.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Did I miss the part of the video where they shot her a bunch of times?

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

He might be the first coach ever who yelled at a ref. Solid observation champ.

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years and successfully not given a shit about the Texans since they came into existence. I’m now a fan. Fuck McNair.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Yup. That’s what we want. People putting principles before profits. Any principles. Doesn’t matter what the principles are. Liberalism is the idea that any and all principles are equally good and valid. Religious Intolerance, Racial Supremacy, Misogyny, the principle of Profits being more important than…

If I were a graduate of College of the Ozarks this is where I’d mail back my BSci in Advanced Squirrelin’ in disgust.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

There was a callow youth last night who upbraided a writer for using the word ‘musher’ in a piece on the Itidarod, and who was driven to Google the term. He said he subsequently “figured it out”, which was an odd turn of phrase, since he could have figured it out from context what a musher is, but he didn’t really, he…

I.... I don’t get it? Man I’m getting old.

Lemme guess. You read the box but didn’t watch the game. Mario Chalmers was getting the benefit of the doubt against Curry. He really does get a tough whistle for a superstar. That says, he reaches far more than he should too.

Are you talking about Mary Janes and or Bit o Honey? Because I would put both of those in the top 5. My dentist would too, since they are really fucking great at ripping out dental work.

Dude, I can't. Can't read the rest of this list after seeing Junior Mints #1 and Mounds #3. Your other lists are sometimes wrong but I can see where you were coming from as someone who knows more about food than I do. This is different. There's just absolutely no way a normal person can fucking think those two candies…

1. Sour Patch Kids