I don’t get the Kendall thing at all. She looks like she’s 15 to me.

I once made the mistake of telling someone that Natalie Portman was my first celebrity crush after I saw her in Leon, without giving the pretty important caveat that I’m the same age as her and was around 10 or 11 when I first saw it.

Yep. Giants fan who leapt out of his seat with joy when the strip sack happened here.

This right here is why sports are worth watching. It’s totally irrational, but for those few awesome moments it just doesn’t matter. It gives us a shared experience where everything else just falls away for a bit, where it is totally acceptable for a grown ass adult to jump up and down like they’re a kid on Christmas…

I get the reasoning behind this up to a point, but I’d rather have Pence than leave Donnie in control of the nuclear arsenal.

I think Drew is right about pants shitting as a fear response. One of the things that happens when you have an adrenaline burst is that your body sends less blood to things like the bowel.

Every time I see that movie I bust out laughing at the skeleton yelling “let’s get the hell out of here”. It has been decades and I am a 34 year old man.

Had no real rooting interest in that game, but I’m happy that Vikings fans got their moment.

To me it looked like he tried to jump the route, realized he wasn’t going to get there, then tried to take out Diggs’ legs so he fell in bounds.

“Research” on Instagram. I fucking hate other millennials sometimes.

Oh god, I has forgotten about that column where he was whining that other fans weren’t happy for the Patriots. If a pyramid of bad takes is ever created that one’s going on the top.

Ah, gotcha. Happens infrequently enough that I always forget the specifics of the rule.

Ok, fine. I’ll be that guy.

Oh my god you are the most insufferable and humorless group of people on the face of the planet. Don’t you have some of your own farts you could off sniffing?

I’m genuinely sorry to bring up politics, but is anyone else getting a “tax cuts will actually increase revenues!” vibe from all this?

As you said, if he were up and about we’d know about it.

*yawn*

It absolutely is the Boomers fault. They’ve been sending politicians to Washington on a platform to cut programs for everyone but themselves for years. It’s why there is a small part of me that kind of hopes the Republicans gut Medicare and Social Security because it’s long past time that they got fucked over for…

I can’t speak for anyone but myself, but Wilson gets on my damned nerves and I don’t think it has anything to do with his race. I don’t have a problem with Cam Newton or Colin Kaepernick.

Normal size rosters, and it’s actually a lot of fun. There are good players available just about every week, but that means that you can recover from having a key player get hurt, and it encourages making lots of moves to try to play the best matchups.