Are they planning on driving the empties to Michigan to collect a dime instead of a nickel?

I think you exaggerated by a couple of cylinders.

Depends on the Hulk Hogan settlement and whether or not they can keep the lights on...

They could have saved themselves a bunch of money and bought Jalapnik from Gawker for pennies on the dollar at the fire sale when Denton and Gawker have to pay Hulk Hogan's penis its millions.

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

“motocross is my passion” wasn’t clear enough for you?

I’ll only start to believe this when they start using spellcheck.

Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

I want this inside me.

Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

Business as usual

Because the world is crying out for a practical family hauler from Ferrari?

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

Well on the flipside, you’re attending the Press Preview... and more and more benchmark folks are getting in the way of journalists trying to do their job. We’re snapping photos, waiting to see the interior, setting up video shots, doing stand-ups to camera, and you guys are there measuring and taking notes.

Just so I am clear, the best Scions to buy are actually either a Subaru or a Mazda. At this point they should make a crossover based on the HR-V and call it a day.

Except it’s NOT the same font. It’s a very similar sans serif font, but it’s not the same... old font was better.

74 in a 2CV? Maybe if you push it off a cliff...