It’s brilliant really. Texas has figured the only way to stop Mexican immigration is to give the native Texan population the tools to succeed at the low skill, low paying jobs that the Mexicans are “stealing.”

But if the secessionist movement succeeds, they’ll be #1!

Texas, as always, keeping their priorities straight.

Meanwhile, iTunes is still shit.

If you had told me in 2006 that, in 10 years, I would hate Schilling way more than Clemens, I would have called you a goddamn liar. We live in a odd world.

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

See America. This is what a smug, profane, egomaniac in Washington, DC looks like.

Why check a bag? Because fuck you, that’s why. Everyone brings their oversized, over-stuffed too-much-shit-in-it bags as carry-on and everything goes to shit. Getting on the plane takes longer because grandma can’t lift her bag into the bin. Or some asshole can’t shove his bag in because it’s just too goddamned big.…

There are a lot of people who don’t understand that the whole purpose of insurance is to spread the risk.

If we had more choices we wouldn’t, and my wife and I have gone out of our way not to at times even if it costs more.

I know that this is going to go poorly, but I’m a glutton for punishment.

But I don’t understand how you can say “I’m only beholden to biblical law” and then claim you have a constitutional right to anything, since by your own admission, you don’t recognize the constitution as granting rights.

Yeah Laroche, the operative fucking word being DAY.

Day, Adam. DAY. Not take your child to work season.

Original tweet: Don’t forget, EVERY day is take your child to work day. And every day is “selfishly annoy your co-workers day,” too.

“Not a republican. Just a guy who used to work in Computer Forensics doing email discovery on behalf of the DOJ.”

She’s not going to be indicted. The information wasn’t classified at the time it was being handled. It was classified later. In order to be guilty of something, the classified info would’ve had to have been classified at the time it was being mishandled. The furor over possible indictment is nothing but right-wing…

I don’t agree. Bernie is buying votes by promising free stuff we can’t pay for and Hillary is simply dishonest and untrustworthy.

Not great choices — but both demonstrably better than any 3 of the Republican candidates. Or any of the Republican candidates that have dropped out, for that matter.

They are voting... and have ended up with the 3 worst choices imaginable.