Which is far more than any other Republican candidate

Incorrect. It is legimate mocking of dim bulbs who are incapable of original thought or analysis but simply repeat the right wing talking points they are given by Fox/Hannity/Limbaugh/Scarborough et al.

How does Winking Owl compare to three-buck Chuck?

It would require serious effort to run up a big bill there

That’s a good start, but let me know when they get anywhere close to the blackness of Dick Cheney’s heart

Hopefully by the Air Force—they’re the most Jesusy branch of the armed forces!

There is a conflict between your first sentence and your last sentence! The moneyed class Republicans hate him, but the actual Republican base—drooling, semi-sentient racists—absolutely love him.

Absolutely. Evolve is fine; pander is bad. As is whatever Trump is doing, which seems to be “say whatever is passing through his brain at that moment regardless of whether he means it or whether it makes sense.”

Republicans accuse John Kerry of flip-flopping and savage him. Republicans admit that Donald Trump flip-flops and congratulate him on his wisdom and flexibility.

Evidence suggests that he was assaulted for being a freshman. And only time can cure that condition.

Gingrich was and is an awful human being, and was a horrible congressman and horrible speaker. He doesn’t get to take credit for things Bill Clinton accomplished, and he doesn’t get a pass for the horrible things he did, and you don’t get to revise history to fit your personal political views.

And shutting down the government because he was made to board Air Force One using the back door...and dumping his wife for his mistress while his wife was in the hospital with cancer...and a thousand other things, but we know that facts have a liberal bias so we’ll just ignore them and have fun at the Klan rally…

Hey, somebody watches Fox News!

Surely a reboot of “I Dream of Jeannie” would do the trick. Who could resist Jennifer Lawrence as Jeannie and maybe Ryan Reynolds as her master?

Um, you might want to consider the whole package with ol’ Newt. Regardless of how awesome his space policy may have been, he was a dumpster fire as speaker of the House and set in motion a lot of the rightwing sleaze that still plagues us.

Why would anyone drink craft beer when there is Bud Light Lime?

It wasn’t great. Now this was in 1987 or so (“Fight for Your Right” tour) and they were young. And very, very drunk. And rap was not that popular back then, especially not in Europe. The crowd was about half and half French and American. While we all putting our hands in the air as if we did not care, they remained…

Arsenal is to soccer as the Georgia Bulldogs are to college football

That is awesome—well done, kid!

Good theory but not how it works in my experience...I had a mother and a sister and still didn’t fully appreciate how [expletive deleted] much some women can shop.