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Absolutely. Evolve is fine; pander is bad. As is whatever Trump is doing, which seems to be “say whatever is passing through his brain at that moment regardless of whether he means it or whether it makes sense.”

Republicans accuse John Kerry of flip-flopping and savage him. Republicans admit that Donald Trump flip-flops and congratulate him on his wisdom and flexibility.

Evidence suggests that he was assaulted for being a freshman. And only time can cure that condition.

Gingrich was and is an awful human being, and was a horrible congressman and horrible speaker. He doesn’t get to take credit for things Bill Clinton accomplished, and he doesn’t get a pass for the horrible things he did, and you don’t get to revise history to fit your personal political views.

And shutting down the government because he was made to board Air Force One using the back door...and dumping his wife for his mistress while his wife was in the hospital with cancer...and a thousand other things, but we know that facts have a liberal bias so we’ll just ignore them and have fun at the Klan rally

Hey, somebody watches Fox News!

Surely a reboot of “I Dream of Jeannie” would do the trick. Who could resist Jennifer Lawrence as Jeannie and maybe Ryan Reynolds as her master?

Um, you might want to consider the whole package with ol’ Newt. Regardless of how awesome his space policy may have been, he was a dumpster fire as speaker of the House and set in motion a lot of the rightwing sleaze that still plagues us.

Why would anyone drink craft beer when there is Bud Light Lime?

Arsenal is to soccer as the Georgia Bulldogs are to college football

That is awesome—well done, kid!

Good theory but not how it works in my experience...I had a mother and a sister and still didn’t fully appreciate how [expletive deleted] much some women can shop.

Nice try. That would be anyone black, brown, or other non-white, LGBT, female, non-fundamentlist Christianist, poor, middle class, or rich but not superich.

You can’t argue with eight years of peace and prosperity!

One big problem Hillary has is that too many people, including a lot of good, smart liberals whom I know personally, have internalized 23 years of right wing smears against her. When I hear an intelligent, educated person talking about Benghazi or the emails, I want to scream.

Not quite—Hollywood is full of Jews; country clubs aren’t!

I love Waze, but it’s a battery killer. And remember to reboot your phone after you arrive—even when you turn off Waze, it keeps draining your battery. That’s been my experience, anyway.

I don’t think that any amount of analysis is going to make sense of this!

You just hurt Kim Davis’ feelings

I’m assuming that air travel-related ecumenical questions didn’t come up thousands of years ago