Well, it’s Florida...so an idiot driving a (insert vehicle name here). Note - I grew up in Florida and can verify that this is accurate. 

“Also note - saying you have to poop doesn’t work.”

I got one the other day for going 20 over. I admitted I wasn’t paying attention to the posted speed like an idiot. He wrote it for 5 over for me.

Wait, an idiot driving a Challenger?

Stopped by to see if someone posted what I was thinking. Nice.

The only thing that has ever gotten me out of a ticket is to reply, “stupidity” when an officer asked why I was driving so fast. The cop said, “what?” and I doubled down that the only reason for my speed was me being dumb. The cop laughed and laughed and then gave me a warning. Also note - saying you have to poop…

Russian back from a quick coffee at Tsarbucks?

Crimea river?

Faux News

Well, that’s at least one explanation for why Boomers are so susceptible to Fox News Propaganda.

Don’t leave me again! I wish you all the best and am only partially so self centered that I only cared about missing content. Partially. I am sincere in my hope for the best for the Jalop writers...real talk.

Um.......no thanks.

I saw an orange one on Canadian plates just cruising on I-89 in Vermont a few years back. I was dumbfounded when I rolled up on it

Doug Demuro predicted these would likely go up in value. These are significant cars historically speaking. Not making any other claim about them. My opinion is that this one is fine being a garage queen.

Whoa there PC principle. Remember that part of the secret sauce of the site is allowing writers to present material in their own voice. And the sentence in question was a sarcastic, no one gets hurt, whimsical statement that added color to a light news article meant to ease us into the week. I know it’s Monday...and I…

“Check yourself bud-you’re no Gervais here...”

The biggest influence on my motion sickness is visibility. It’s always worse in the backseat as a result. Something with a huge windshield and minimal A pillars might help.

Hilarious. Just cause you weren’t correct first, doesn’t mean you weren’t right. I suppose you could have suggested that Fiat roadster. Although then Avinka will be sick due to repair bills instead of motion sickness. Thus....MIATA.

Someone approve progressive1's post. May be helpful to others.

I’m sure there are differing individual triggers for motion sickness. For some, the lack of stable reference is a problem. This is why we are told to look at the horizon when we get sea sick.