Is that tank a Belarusian Mustang? I think it is.

I thought I would maybe undertake the headlight covers or front end swaps but when you are actually sitting there looking at the car, the headlights look pretty good.

Ok. Cloth seats should make a comeback. Having your ass swaddled in velvet? Yes. Can we please all admit that leather isn’t particularly all that comfortable? I mean...would you rather wear leather pants or pajama pants? Would you cover yourself in a leather blanket or a soft cloth blanket?

Um....yes...NP. There is a conversion that you can do to get less ugly head lights. Although only the readers of sites like this would really care about that. I’ll take 2 please.

Double star if I could. Same thing happens in all industries. Look at Gilead Sciences. They are printing money with their Hepatitis C drugs. However, sales have declined in terms of percentage relative to previous quarters. Still profitable???? Holy crap yes. Share price plummeting? Almost as quickly as Gilead…

1st Gear:

For that price why not. Not a rare car by today’s standards but when was the last time you saw one. It would be a nice addition to any driveway or parking garage separating itself from all of the Toyotas and Hondas. Plus it will give you a reson to dust off your cassette collection and rock out old school.

A conservative Californian politician is basically a Democrat in the deep south.

Damnitt. You beat me to it.

Holy crap, what happened?! Looks like a Tornado came throu...oh.

I used to own a Magnum RT. I miss that car badly. Of the Magnum, 300, and Challenger (which...WTF?!...how are these still ‘new’ cars)...the Magnum was the best by far.

I’ve used that excuse on my wife for dozens of husbandy mistakes; sadly it’s not an excuse, but an actual reason.

I’ve used this a couple of times, and in general, it’s been the truth. One time, in particular, was a time I was (allegedly) clearly driving recklessly, and this almost-off-duty cop saw everything. Did you know that if you have a 2012+ 4-door Wrangler, you can pick the inside front tire up off the ground and carry it…

Haha, you must love boot-flavored ice cream! *~(‘- ‘ )

I don’t offer to shine their shoes or anything, I say sir or ma’am, admit I was going too fast, and get a warning. You keep doing your thing though bro, it has no effect on my life.

Who was sucking up to a cop? You were speeding right? And he was sitting on the side of the road and saw you speeding right? Being honest isn’t sucking up. Again, you were gonna get a ticket anyway, you might as well not be a liar (that’s somewhere in your dignity equation, no?) and hopefully get out of it.

A cop stopped me for speeding once, he chased me for a while, once he caught up to me, He said, ‘why were you speeding and not stopping when I lit you up?’ I said, ‘My wife left me for a cop a couple years ago, I thought he was trying to bring her back to me’.

Or as Stephen Wright said - “A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, ‘Why were you going so fast?’ I said, ‘I had my foot to the floor? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”

I got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked me why I was going so fast. I replied, “general stupidity.” She looked confused and said...what? I replied that i was speeding because I was stupid. She started laughing and said good answer. She gave me a warning.

For F-ucks sake!