Pontiac Grand Pricks instead of Prix

Because it’s fun. Seriously? Who wouldn’t do that? Someone line all those people up. They will be categorized as not my friends anymore or not my friends in the future.

Because passing motorcyclists. :D

Bravado and braking at those speeds is sketchy?

Momentum.

Wow, that bicyclist was really moving. That being said, can anyone explain to me why the bicyclist had to pass the line of traffic instead of just falling in behind?

Agreed. FB can’t host a video to save their lives.

I made that exact same pose last week after I accidentally stuck my hand in a hornets nest.

Hmmm. Nice. Is this ushering in the era of honest reviews? Would Jalopnik be too small a site to withstand a black-out from the auto manufacturers for doing super honest reviews? I know editors at Car and Driver discussed moving this direction. But their management wussed out. Someone should start calling crap cars…

I agree....but I’d still take a P100D if someone gave it to me. FYI someone. Give me a P100D.

That is a nice A7.

I did the same.

Well, of course. But suppose the driver was of a, erm, lighter skin color.

I just sad laughed.

Since the Camry driver was a minority, the police department will find him at fault.

Idea for a Jalopnik poll - what should be the next Icon build?

I agree. It is cool but...Caprice. What would be really cool is if Icon redid old Forerunners. The really old ones with the removable rear cap. They sort fly under the radar or are redneck convertibles...but they are cool looking in my opinion. And they are not inherently cringe worthy like a Caprice.

On the one hand, that is seriously cool.

Note - I think the sedan looks ok. Like one of those coupe sedan things (coupans??? or Sedoupe???). But the hatchback looks like the sedan had a brother with very special needs.

Honey....someone stepped on our Pontiac Aztec and made it less tall. It still runs though and it turned into a Honda...so bonus I guess.