Convertible C5 Corvette with an Automatic.

Simple: The Mercedes SL63 AMG. It's looks fast, it's very loud, and most of the owners never seem to break 45 mph.

Definitely the G63. The people who drives these vehicles have no clue about off-roading, let alone driving. This is purely a "Move out of my way you peon" type vehicle

I bet Tavarish has already started a post on this car for 8 years from now when it has depreciated into a Camry priced cruiser.

Initially I thought, 4 door family sedan - Not 'weirdly' practical. However, 2 trunks and a seating for 7 in a car that in some trims destroy sports out of a stoplight qualifies I think.

*Most Weirdly Practical*

Tesla Model S. Two large trunks. And a flat floor in the rear seating area.

Did you know you can get a used Maybach for the price of (your expertise that shows an inferior car for $68k goes here).

For the price of a not-that-well equipped:

Idea for a future article - Did you know you can get a used Maybach for the price of (your expertise that shows an inferior car for $68k goes here).

Translate your tire argument please. I don't speak retarded.

Can you explain your tire comment? Genuinely interested as to how that works

Nice click bait asshole

Exactly what I wrote in the post.

Jude Law has his strengths, but I'd have to go with JLo.

You'll also look like 1/3 the asshole driving a Caddy, which to me is ++

...he said, reinforcing the original point.

Holy cheap. I'll take 2 please.

Why does my BMW S65 engine, with the measly-ol cross-plane crank, rev to 8400rpm?

As a scientist, I have observed that blunt truth is often equal to hilarious.