Massholes have stupid rules. Sorry Emily. That is so stupidly unfair. But...you did win.

Wow. Talk about a 1st world concern.

I agree Alice made Crystal Castles. Her voice lent them all the humanity in their music. Truth be told, I like the new Crystal Castles album musically. But again, it is the female singer that makes the songs.

If I had FU money I’d buy this over any Lambo or Ferrari. But if I had that money I could also have the new exotics. I’d get this car to take to Monterrey...etc. I’d use it to impress all of my wealthy friends (aka people who wouldn’t be commenting on this kind of story).

You win the internet today with that clap-back. Congrats. Dick Van Head up there can go back to cheering on the Commander-in-Queef (Thanks Morty).

“Rally Champion Promoted and High-Fived for Being Funny and Safe”

Edit - Rusty Slammington, The Meanest/Best Named Old BMW You’ve Ever Seen, Will Never Die.

$32.95.

New one looks good from the rear 3 quarter view. The front is an affront though as your pic clearly shows. Good lord.

Investor who asked if this is a bottomless pit....nailed it. Volkswagen should merge with Takata.

PIIIIICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man. Low mileage, manual, good color...inline sex. I mean inline six. Sort of. NP.

Kristen....the mustang is gone. Of course it’s not in the video. She misses it.

Almost perfect? It’s a Monte Carlo still right? Does in come with an almost perfect turd sandwich? CP.

Driving in Ohio is the worst. Jesus. Fuck. Especially if you are living in Michigan where people drive like they have diarrhea all the time. You have to pass through Slowhio before you get to the rest of the US (yes I’m disregarding the UP because that is basically just South Canada).

NP. Ok....it’s not really NP if I’m spending my own money. But if I had ‘fuck you money’*....I’d buy this and giggle myself all around the track

Awww...it’s just a little fella.

These pants were made for pooping.

Yes. Cargasm.

I think because they sucked. They took out the nice features in the Isuzu Impulse and rebadged it.