I mean...technically that is crappy.

I agree. I also want one. Actually, I’ll take both. Please contact me for the number of limbs and kidneys needed and I’ll happily proceed with the necessary medical procedures.

People who stop 6 feet behind the white line should be culled from the population. We have too many people anyway and it’s bad for the environment. Also, I have had the joyous experience of pulling in front of dumb dumbs who stop way too far behind the white line on 2 occasions. It feels....wonderful.

Wait...is this a new version of, “That’s what she said?”

Fart Escape. Are we still doing that?

Kia Forty

Nissan Maximapad

Charley Davidson. Charley guys get super butt hurt over this.

Crossler Chrysfire.

Mercedes DSL (I’m not explaing DSLs).

Grande Cherokee. Then when people get annoyed with that....Venti Cherokee. They will stop talking to you. Ask me how I know.

Fart Escape instead of Ford Escape.

Dodge Magnum PI

Oldmobile CutAss Supreme. Pontiac BonnEEville

Pontiac Asstec

Pontiac Grand Pricks instead of Prix

Because it’s fun. Seriously? Who wouldn’t do that? Someone line all those people up. They will be categorized as not my friends anymore or not my friends in the future.

Hmmm. Nice. Is this ushering in the era of honest reviews? Would Jalopnik be too small a site to withstand a black-out from the auto manufacturers for doing super honest reviews? I know editors at Car and Driver discussed moving this direction. But their management wussed out. Someone should start calling crap cars…

I agree....but I’d still take a P100D if someone gave it to me. FYI someone. Give me a P100D.

That is a nice A7.