I'd like this answer.

Yeah...I was wondering about that.

As a scientist, I have observed that blunt truth is often equal to hilarious.

Rental car. Duh.

I see what you did there. 1/not clever.

On a scale of 1 to surprised...I'm a 1.

Thank God (cupholders). So...I need a new car next year. New Mustang? Or should I lease FiST or FoST for cheap for a couple of years and buy a FoRS? (Note I'm willing to pay in Cinn. Toast Crunch Rice Crispy Treats AND craft booze for advice).

Well...I am. If someone could figure out the correct picking order here I'd appreciate it greatly.

Hmmm....Someone press my want pants and turn on the want song. I want.

On a scale of Challenger Hellcat (pure muscle) to Ariel Atom (pure sports car)...where would you rate the new V8 performance pack 'stang?

Does Ed Hardy own Dartz? What kind of weapons grade Euro-douche would buy those things?

It is ugly. To me it seems like it is definitely in contrast to other cars in Merc's stable. Especially recent cars. The GT, CLS, CLA all look pretty good. Whereas prior Merc's were kind of meh. It's weird how intensely this thing fights against Merc's current theme. Although maybe since it's target audience is…

Cyclists in Chicago are similar. I know. I'm one of them. We are the minor leagues of urban cycling. I also regularly drive in the city. Prior to biking downtown I too thought the cyclists were insane. Now - I don't really think that anymore. The comfort for proximity is completely different on a bike than in a…

EXACTLY! Plus...I like new cars. I get sick of whatever car I have after a bit and want something new.

Auto 305 HP got 30. Manual got 29. So it's only a little worse. It may be they want further reasons for you to buy the not SVO so they change the numbers. I mean...MPG numbers are kinda BS anyways...so...I'm not going to really lose sleep over this.

Auto 305 HP V6 got 30 MPG. Manual got 29. The new Manual V6 gets 28. Its probably a combo of weight and Ford adding less BS to the numbers.

This post has some amazing troll potential. If you don't believe me, look at the evidence that I will refer to as comments to this post.

'Dress cargo shorts' made me spit my coffee on my keyboard. I love half pants jokes.

I'm a thematic purist. I'm an asshole both while driving and biking.

Fuck cyclists (when I'm driving). Fuck cars (when I'm biking). <-Truth