OHIO. Good lord. I refer to it as Slowhio. The state troopers there will pull you over for doing a little more than 5 MPH.

If your mom makes you meatloaf, do you correct her and say she made hamburger? If you take ingredients, put them together with other ingredients and you do work on the mix, you get to call it a new thing. It's a social norm. If I take a Lotus and tint the windows...it's still a Lotus. If I cook a hamburger and put…

It is not a Lotus. The Venom GT can survive spin out into the grass. A Lotus (insert car type here) can barely survive being kept in a garage without falling apart.

Yuck. This is the automotive equivalent of duck face.

I made that up...so editors, don't include me on future answers of the day.

Mannsylvania, Afghanistan.

You can get the Recaros in the Mustang V6 for $26,585 (with performance package). Otherwise it is $24,590...probably a bit more than a Fiesta ST. But...you raise an interesting issue. The Focus ST with Recaro's has an MSRP of $26,880. You could have a V6 Mustang with performance pack and Recaro's for that kind of…

New Ford Fusion. Because the mid sized sedan needed more Bond and less bland.

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket would suffice. Glenn Beck is a wind bag.

"I saw this already. It's old. I desire only new media."

"I saw this already. It's old. I desire only new media."

I leased a Hemi Wagon (Inferno Red). Twas awesome. It wasn't particularly reliable so it was perfect to lease. But man was it fun to drive in a straight line. Corners...not so much. I've always thought this was the coolest looking car on this chassis from Chrysler.

FF. Fuck Ferrari.

NP. Because it's pretty. Also, relative to the crap we've been voting on the past few days, this thing is amazing.

I wish the idiot with the NoPantsThursday screen name were a skilled enough driver to race for 24 hours straight. Pending inspections of the rest stops of course. Aforementioned idiot is also a bathroom snob.

My eyes sure are sweaty today.

My eyes sure are sweaty today.

I'm not crying. It's just been raining on my face. Nice work car people.

Despicable and awful. But...if my friends do that for me when I go...awesome.

CP! Although it's probably more reliable, and less flammable than a real Ferrari.