So wait... Is this where Deadspin shit talks creative attempts at first downs but at the same time disparages anything other than an easy field goal or extra point?

That guaranteed to pass actually works, most is BS and i dismissed it as such too. I worked at an autozone for about 1.5yrs, same guy came in and raved twice, first time thought he was stupid. Second time, along with a couple of other people along the way rep it I became a believer. I figure its something that burns…

i know this has been a running joke on here for a while with the motor oil dye and crappy jeeps but can i be the only Jalop around here who wrenches and gives a shit about a nice place live that mommy/significant other doesnt maintain? I have ‘outside’clothes(yes, like a 5 yr old) and clean, I cant believe im that…

So this is where the gun advocates mention how if he had only been carrying then all would have been well, right?