OOBAH

I mean I agree with you, but if you’ve ever listened to his podcast you can tell that he’s obviously having a blast.

My favorite thing about Dave Portnoy is his feud with Clay Travis. He constantly accuses him of ripping off his shtick, as if he has a monopoly on being a piece of shit sports personality.

Glad to see that PFT remains a darling in the eyes of the internet. Big Cat is good too, although admittedly I don’t read his shit. I just dig him and PFT’s podcast.

Actual Piece of Shit Clay Travis, Brandan Wright, Brandt Snedeker, Kirk Herbstreit, and some local radio guy have pledged a combined $50,000 to a charity of Carrie Underwood’s choosing if she chucks a catfish on the ice tonight.

And it was fucking X-Pac of all people!

So what was Anaheim’s excuse?

As a Preds fan, this pleases me. Please beat the hell out of each other.

Yes, too bad the rest of the playoffs and the whole regular season remain pointless.

Jesus Christ. That dude is juiced to the gills.

Hey, Pot. This is the kettle calling. You’re black as shit.

Let me start by saying that I absolutely hate the Ducks. Perry, Kesler and Getzlaf can eat my ass. That being said, they are getting kind of shafted with the start times in Anaheim.

The Titans (while they are getting better, and sadly they are my team) have largely been a loooooong boring car crash the past 7-8 years. I’d rather watch paint dry than go watch one of their games in person.

For the love of God, don’t mention anything about pants.

I’ve reversed the gender roles, and now I’ve been deemed a misogynistic dickhole. Oy vey.

The women in my life find me quite pleasant, but please continue to project this fictionalized version of me (again, who you’ve never met and know nothing about) on to my comments. I find it incredible that you can take a throwaway statement such as: “I think Gisele wears the pants in this relationship” (which…

Dame? WHO’S THE MISOGYNISTIC ONE NOW?!?!

Thank you, man.... Thank you.

Woof, you are too much. Please do me a favor. Please remember the original comment that lead you to writing this. Please remember how you got here. This is utterly ridiculous, and I want you to know that. This isn’t some grand injustice. This a common expression used in a comment on a sports article.  

No. There’s pointing out misogynistic/sexist injustices out in the world that actually matter, and then there’s this... Yelling a person, who you don’t know by the way, in the comments section of an article about Tom Fucking Brady for saying that Gisele is wearing the pants in the relationship. This over-sensitivity…