Ahem*.... Pekka Rinne.

Whiny? Sure, but KG is a goddamn national treasure. He can do whatever the hell he wants.

Hmmmm... I’d love for one of these hockey posts to be about my beloved Nashville Predators. You know, that team that’s only lost 2 games in the post season so far. And no, articles only about PK Subban (HE ISN’T EVEN OUR BEST DEFENSEMAN) or about Local News’ fuck ups don’t count.

+1 Eddie Guerrero

Injury prone mother fucker.

.... he isn’t either.

Just to let you know, it would feel extremely dated if you played it now. GTA V is leaps and bounds better from a technical standpoint, as it should be. But if you can get past that, and I know for some people that’s a tough ask, there’s a very good game there. The characters and story are vastly superior to GTA V in…

Honorable Mention: Drunk Niko. (YELLLLOW CAAAAAAAAAAAR!)

While I won’t make a bold statement like “GTA IV is the best GTA”, it certainly has been increasingly underrated. I enjoyed the hell out of this game. Technically speaking, I though it was a revelation when it came out (YOUR CHARACTER ACTUALLY HIT THE STEPS ON A STAIRCASE AS HE WAS GOING UP AND DOWN THEM). Mainly…

I know he’s a world class Ass-Clown, but I still like Tony K.

Wow.... just wow. THIN MINTS!

It’s physically impossible for me to hate Coach. I know he sucks, but he sang Copa Cabana to The Rock one time. Some memories never fade.

Kevin Weekes for the win.

Melrose? MELROSE? He’s the worst. He’s a walking, talking, mullet in a funny suit. He literally brings nothing to the table other than “I think the Kings and Blackhawks are going to be good this year.”

Easy, killer. I really doubt this is because of their political stance. It’s more likely that a 24/7 sports cable network isn’t really all that profitable these days. If a live sports broadcast isn’t on, I hardly ever tune in to ESPN. And it’s not because I disagree with their stance, it’s because I simply don’t need…

Not as bad as Pierre LeBrun. Thank god he got canned as well. Please don’t fire Craig Custance, guys.

I just assume it’s an effort to get younger and cheaper.

FREE ZACH LOWE.

As a Nashville native, that really sucks for Kuharsky. Hope he bounces back.

TBH, Espn’s hockey writers are all hacks. Sucks that Burnside had to go because he genuinely seemed like a good dude. Pierre LeBrun better not make it through the fucking day.