I’m currently reading Norm MacDonald’s fake memoir.... It’s probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

I know he’s a crazy as fuck piece of shit, but the dude knows how to direct.

I mean, she’s no Rob Thomas.

Man I hope you’re referencing Da Lench Mob, and not that awful Sigourney Weaver movie.

Call me crazy, but I actually buy his story.

Next topic, Carlos Santana’s hit song “Smooth” featuring Rob Thomas: Great Song, or Greatest Song?

Man, that pass is a hot one.
Like seven inches from the midday sun.

His excellent cardio is still there, and he’s developed into one of the more technical strikers in the division(His new coach is a beast). How did he get the title? Opportunity. He beat Anderson Silva in one of the weirdest fights I’ve ever seen, then accepted a championship bout with Luke Rockhold (a fighter that…

Bisping’s a prick, but I’m definitely rooting for him. He’s a gritty fighter with no real strengths other than cardio and the ability to absorb a ton of punishment. One of his eyes got permanently fucked from all this punishment, yet he still won the title. Guy doesn’t have an ounce of quit in him. That being said,…

As a Nashville native who occasionally listens to him, it really shows. Over the last few years, the slurring in his speech has only gotten worse. It’s reached the point now where he basically sounds tired/drunk all the time. And he often loses his train of thought while talking, and says “Just chalk that one up to…

This jabroni would have a picture of Andrew Jackson in the Oval Office. Jackson is one of the worst presidents we’ve ever had, and a remarkable shithead.

Yo. I’ve never played a Yakuza game before. How does this compare to GTA and Watchdogs (both games I enjoy), and should I give this a shot even though I’ve never played another game in the series?

Best part of the game is how Gotham changes as the Joker slowly takes over Batman’s minds. Billboards start to change. Statues have the Joker’s face. You’ll faintly hear the Joker’s maniacal laughing during certain sequences. It’s brilliant.

As endearing as this may be, Torts can still suck it.

Never played a Yakuza game before, so help me out.

Yeah, but he divested it.... to his family.... Shit, we’re boned.

Bob Ryan is a goddamned National Treasure.

Fred McGriff..... we want Fred McGriff god dammit.

I was spanked as a child, both with bare hand and occasionally the belt (for when I was being a real shithead). There’s no right answer for this I’m afraid. I turned out fine, and I don’t want to make my father sound like an asshole because that’s the furthest thing from the truth. But there’s obviously different…

Gassing Beers, and Chucking Knucks. That’s what this sport is all about, baby!

You should play Hearts of Stone. I’ve been whistling a particular song from it for months now.