Chris Johnson Little. Chris Johnson Fast.

Did you guys know that Mariah Carey has big boobs?!?!

I hate you for reminding me of Carl Pavano.

Fuck, Curt. Where’s the article for The Crime Dog Fred McGriff. That dude should be in the hall of fame. Dude hit 493 dongers, had over 1500 RBI’s and 2,490 hits. Been on the ballot for 10 goddamn years.... who did the Crime Dog piss off?

God, I hope Timmy gets in. And the Crime Dog.

Don’t be a dick, kids.

Allow me to make an addition: Def Jam: “Fight for NY”.

While it may seem unfair that Macy was getting paid more for being an equal/or lesser part of the show than Rossum, the fact is that he’s “the draw”. Whether or not Rossum is more integral to the actual show itself (She is), Casual fans, or people who aren’t all that familiar with the show, probably know it as “That…

While, I’m not a damn giant like you are (6' 4" 235 lbs), I’ve found that people are actually more prone to trying to start shit with bigger dudes. I’m sure it’s a Napoleonic Complex type of thing but it’s pretty comical. If I graze or bump into someone I’m usually greeted with much more hostile looks than my shorter…

Yeah, there’s actually a pretty funny photo of him sitting at midfield while the brawl is going on. He knows he’ll get a flag for just breathing on someone after the play.

That would be Taylor Lewan. Both of them are grade-A assholes, but they are great o-lineman. They are a big reason why the Titans have had any success this year.

Woah woah woah... wait a second.... Taylor Lewan and Jack Conklin were playing dirty? No fucking way.

Fucking Lando Calrissian

Needs to drop some Crotch Chops on em’.

“.... And that was Talking Soccer.”

Hating everything must be exhausting, Tom.

YOU WILL CALL HEEERRRRRRRRRR!

So let’s just roll with it for a second and say he grabber her ass.

I laughed way too hard at this.