WE ARE IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF TAKES!!!!!

The Thunder really need to send out who ever their worst player is, and deck this jabroni in the face.

They think Kessel’s cute. He knows he’s sexy. He’s got the looks that drive the girls wild.

We are living in the golden age of takes!

No, that’s Bartolo Colon.

Clayton Kershaw is going to that place where only he goes.

Clayton Kershaw is a 3rd generation superstar

Clayton Kershaw is a Legend Killer

Clayton Kershaw is a Viper

Just a quick comparison among one of his peers:

Does he also have voices in his head? Do they council him? Do they understand? Do they talk to him?

Brent Burns is Shea Weber 2.0. That slapper is lethal.

We get it.... you don’t like Bill Simmons.

And to answer you question, the beat up the car gimmick has been around for a while in a many sports.

Ah okay lol. You’re a blackhawks fan. That answers it. Just a quick question, I know it’s still early, but are you drunk already?

Lol really? That’s your slight against the Preds? That they did the smash the car shtick?

Game 7. Biggest game he’s ever played, and he got hung out to dry all fucking night. That’s why. It’s not rocket science.

Put him on Inside the NBA along with Garnett and just have them roast each other mercilessly.

Ernie Johnson: Well we’re here on a special Mother’s Day Edition of Inside the NBA...

Garnett (to Tim Duncan): HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOTHER FUCKER.

Glad to see Dirty Didier Drogba is still up to his usual antics. Still my favorite player of all time. Junk grabs FTW.

Fuck, lacrosse bros are weird.