Aaaaaand that’s why so much ink has been spilled on this. If Coach K hadn’t anointed himself as some high and mighty authority on sportsmanship and fair play, nobody would give a shit. He’s a rat-faced prick

If the roles had been reversed, the teens would have been released and not charged at all.

How they are not calling this a hate crime I have no idea... imagine the roles being reversed and it was a black man having this done to him by a bunch of white shit heads... it would immediately be called a hate crime. Replace “fuck trump” with “fuck obama” and “fuck white people” with “fuck black people”. This is…

They won’t find it, but the stick up his ass has been functioning as a substitute for quite a while now.

Don’t forget to LIE about teaching that kid out in public. After you teach him out in public. That was the best part!

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

Ok. We’re back. Still +44 after all this time cause character building Coach K doesn’t want to run up the score. Respect!

Or UNC who has had probably the worst academic issues in recent memory an have seem no punishment.

Huh? Virginia Tech is in the ACC. An ACC loss was already risked, and lost.

Alternate title-

To those who would rather see the land in state or private hands: Just go elsewhere. There’s plenty of unprotected land that is already ruined. Have at. The reason the federal government steps in is because people don’t always play nice with their toys and sometimes they have to be taken away for the benefit of…

Boomers? You mean the ones who invented and developed it all?

Explanation here: http://imgur.com/a/KFTsG

“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

“Are these ants humanely raised in artisan bespoke ant farms?” - Millennials about to undergo said rite of passage.

Probably not the first Reddick to violate a restraining order on Duke’s campus.

BUILDER OF MEN

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.