I feel that’s because viewers would think it’s giving them a lesser version of the same thing they already watch. That’s why counter strike would be better. It offers a familiar concept in an organized, competitive environment.

He should sell his Get Out Of Jail Free card and use it to buy a “wandering monster” card to play when he’s about to get that level 10..

My co worker: (holding an imaginary controller) how is THIS a sport???

Ditto is a gimmic character, right?

Nah, I think terrorists vs. counter-terrorists, use guns, rescue hostages, defuse bombs, shooty-shooty bang-bang is an easier concept to introduce the American ESPN demographic. Later, they will eventually learn to appreciate the players, strategy, Teamwork, and twitch reflexes. Get them hooked on the action, first.

It’s like you’ve forgotten what this is all about!!! You’ve changed, man.

You know, If I were a game designer (and evil) I would add a “hopeless crush” feature to a game. The moment you run across a randomly designated NPC your character could be attracted to, they’d be smitten, and from that point on, there’d be a primary objective quest: “Make <character> love you.” That quest objective…

So apparently, Undertale is the Firefly of video games?

I like to think Cloverfield is the spiritual prequel to Pacific Rim.

I wonder if JoeCartoon is still a thing on the Internet...

Obviously because he finished it. That’s how it works! You Finish half-life 3, and retire.

YOU’RE a Gameboy Advance Game.

Thank you for sharing this. I immediately feel better about this choice, now.

I guess, if you mean the parts where Beavis and Butthead are watching the music videos. That’s the closest comparison I can think of. Except it's for an entire movie.

Considering Materia wasn’t just a magic system, but a fucking essential part of the entire storyline, universe, and lore I doubt they’ll change it too much.

YES!!!

Broke the #2 Rule of model building:

MissingNo:

In 93 years, Kotaku will be like:

Don’t worry. Those were daddy’s Lego.