I have three other features you MUST add (especially since vehicle weight appears not to be an issue whatsoever):

Greetings from a CTS wagon owner.

I can think of a few times my wheels have been stuck in pockets of driveway ice or snow when this feature would’ve come in quite handy. Raise up one side, slide a mat or board underneath, and repeat. Off you go.

I’m betting a pistol-wielding SEAL can probably hit a terrorist in the head from 25 yards with one hand tied behind his back. A 9mm is fine when you’re a crack shot hitting at a soft target.

That kind of poser would never say “please” to anyone, especially not his mom.

Interesting that the A-Team van wasn’t deemed iconic enough to represent the classic original series in 1983, but was deemed iconic enough in the lame-ass sequel to represent 2010. Dude, come on.....

1999: The French Connection

Gasp! Cadillac talking about buyers who “don’t live in urban areas?” From their advertising and promotional photos, you’d think the ONLY people they’re currently marketing to are middle aged urban apartment-dwelling overachiever hipsters... most of whom don’t even buy cars.

The fob must have been embedded in the rocker panels, “French Connection” style.

I don’t know... maybe, maybe not.

No way this will ever happen. Zero. None. Ever. Maybe in a private jet, but never in a revenue-producing airliner.