Hilarity and schadenfreude.

Interesting, to NBA players in the early 90's Magic Johnson was himself untouchable.

Social Security needs to be reworked into Financial Security. Instead of your money be paid in to a pot to be paid out to someone else, the money is put into an account you own and can invest as you see fit (within financially sound limits). A small percentage (1 or 2 percent maybe) would be taken to contribute to…

First step would be to change the Big Baller Brandname to pretty much anything else. As soon as you drop some triple B’s, you are going to get the B(etter) B(usiness) B(ureau) involved. Otherwise, that isn’t the worst plan.

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

I just feel sad hearing this.

“The ceiling?”

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Let’s remember some chokers:

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Keep on kicking ass little dude.

Your mom seems to think so.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

If all it took to acquire Cousins was Hield, Evans and Galloway, the Toon Squad could have offered fucking Foghorn Leghorn and some of that Acme paint they use to paint intricate fake tunnels on rock formations.

100 years from now, draft boards will still say “1. Nets (Boston owns pick).”

Anything to get out of a place that would trade back for Tyreke Evans

Oh, he’s a Wizard? There goes his career.

When you realize Wall is not enough to have success in Washington

That was absolutely fantastic. For a split second I thought he was going soft and was super disappointed.

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through