A significant part of Drew's argument, though, is that Manziel's parents DO know him and they thought he had a problem.

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

Well, his parents thought he had enough of a problem to send him to counseling for alcohol. I don't think that's normal, even for a shitfaced 20-year-old.

Nah, he's an alcoholic.

Do you know anything about Johnny Manziel to support your argument?

Nah actually they're charming.

Buttfumble always wins.

Red bull - Vodka totally make sense now. Show a little excitement on the play Russian game callers.

I'm wondering just how big of a rating this is pulling down in Mother Russia.

This?

Boy, you can really tell from the commentary that Russians LOVE college football. Such PASSION.

I was mostly making a joke, though I would gladly watch such a tape if someone produces it. What a weird conversation.

Yes, they would have been significantly worse without Watt. He was providing almost all of the Texans' pass rush.

If he's going to call somebody out and talk down to them like they're stupid, spelling counts.

I would mock any white idiot who made that many typos in one statement. Holding someone to a different intellectual standard just because of his race is pretty much the definition of racism, though, so congratulations.

HEROINE

1. Too many Azalea/Azaleias. Old person brain cannot compute.

As a white person, I was wondering why the author didn't answer those questions, but then I realized that it's not their job to tell me how to be a decent human being. After all, it's not "positive behaviors" us good white people want to be congratulated for; we expect to be patted on the back for treating black…

It's just that it REALLY PISSES ME OFF that ESPN controls the conversation, and these thumb-dicks actually think that there is no difference whatsoever between the terms "newsworthy" and "trending."

Well it was either that or start the QB who has a sub-50% completion percentage with 1 TD to 8 INT over the last four weeks. They were fucked either way