You should have stopped typing long ago.

This is the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever heard in my life.

To all of you witty and intelligent commenters who are still coming up with new and creative Stephen A. Smith jokes, I salute you.

Could you explain the significance of that sign? Because I don't get it.

Okay, here's my personal take on this. It's only my opinion, so take it at that. From the video (it's on the deadspin post) it doesn't look like Tony "gunned the throttle" to hit Kevin. The throttle blip came at the exact same time as the contact, which could imply it was more of a reflex reaction trying to avoid…

I'm guessing understanding sarcasm isn't your strong suit.

Just to be clear, I think this is an overreaction to a coincidence. But to say, "Let it go" to the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center is incredible shortsighted and ignorant. That singular event turned into a global war effort in much of the Middle East, dramatically changed international security, and…

I think that I, like many people, aren't offended but just amazed at the oversight.

hi, Ravens PR dept!

Sure, run along kid, the grownups need to talk.

You mean from the news item that dropped within the last few days, that highlights an important social issue, and for which we still have no real explanation from the league for its actions? Yeah, maybe we won't move on just yet...

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Except he couldn't get close enough/was moving too fast. So it looked like he was just making her "it" in a game of tag.

You seem fun.

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

Are you serious?

Am I the only person who thinks it would be helpful to stop defining racial boundaries in terms of clothing and dance moves and fingernails? Saying "these clothes are for black people," "these dance moves are for black people," "this manicure is for black people" is far more cringe-inducing than a pop star with bad…