the kid is sitting at a playground, the officers roll up on top of him, and he has the tragic failure of judgement to move in Literally Any Way.

Translation: I’m just kind of vaguely mad, red, and nude on the internet, and don’t have the ability to actually articulate a point, so I’m gonna try to coast on acting vaguely superior. So... hope that was good for you.

watch the video.
it’s what they do.

then they wrote a report that was, top-to-bottom, lies about what they did.

GREAT kinja.

“Ignorance is bliss when it comes to our heroes sometimes. Learning the truth is a mighty huge letdown.”

I took the day off because it was my wedding anniversary. Happy?

Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

Man, he was fun to watch on the Celtics. He’d frustrate you, sure, and was a terrible shooter. But he’d bust out stuff like this just enough times to make you value his talent. I can remember plenty of “Rondo Games,” but my favorite was the 44 points he scored against the Heat in the 2012 ECF. The Big Three was pretty…

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?

Is your name, by chance, Michael Bolton? (and I’m going to need that TPS report....)

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Marshall might be the best example of a player overcoming their demons from the past. He has been very outspoken about his past issues with abuse and a very vocal proponent of reforming how the NFL deals with players who are domestic abusers.

Marshall hasn’t had an issue in 6+ years and appears to be on the right…

July 31, 2011: Announced he had been diagnosed with Boarderline Personality Disorder, and has been undergoing treatment to understand and manage his condition ever since.

Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.