Doesn’t everyone?

This is the problem with soccer: somebody gushes about it and most people watch for a few seconds, but see nothing.

This or Scientology. Dude might be like a level 9 OT, bro.

Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t come anywhere close to getting this joke

He tried a hair dye-type thing where you grow out your hair and fill in the spots. It didn’t work and he continues to hear about it five years later. He’ll never do it again.

Here is a sports article without political spin. Here is another one. Here is one more. And another one. There are lots of them. Isn’t it great how easy it is to find one?

I’m sorry that girls won’t kiss you.

I bet you're fun

Bartman also didn’t catch the ball.

One: If you’re older than 12, you don’t bring your fucking glove to a baseball game unless it’s a game in which you are actually playing.

Yeah, analogizing this to Bartman is the weakest sauce possible. This is totally a Jeff Maier situation (though not as egregious as that one)

FYI- Steve Bartman went for a foul not a homer

It’s easy to focus on the negative here, but I’ve found a couple of positives:

I appreciate Deadspin’s efforts on this front b/c it’s pretty embarrassing to employ reporters and have absolutely zero journalistic integrity.

Let’s watch it again!

Following a writer around on the internet and being a dipshit isn’t a good look, dipshit

Luckily you’re known far and wide for your excellent commenting, so there’s that

This better?