I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.

I’m so tired of Ben Roethlisberger trying to shove his shit down people’s throats.

So...

“Maybe it’s just an unwritten rule.” Great, let’s make football more like baseball. We should check with Brian McCann to get final judgement on this.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

What did he do? He rocked this motherfuckin’ look.

“Filming from an unapproved location” has quite a different tone then implying that the filming itself was illegal. It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.

Taping signals during 2000-2006 was perfectly legal, wasn’t it? Am I just taking crazy pills here?

It’s already out.

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?

Yeah jeetz

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

Battery. People, please learn the distinction.

One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

I must be the only person alive that wants to see Tebow play in the NFL again. And I’m an eagles fan. AND I hated Tebow in college.