Be careful, Samer.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

I do not regret the eight and a half hours I spent watching it, at all.

The more random, the better. Do it on a Wednesday, for no reason other than “these are pretty and they made me think of you.” Boom. Bonus points. Birthdays are good too (but not as good as random days).

Flowers for no reason are way nicer than flowers for a specific occasion. You like the girl? She makes you feel happy when you think about her? Buy some flowers on your way over to her place, just because. Everyone likes to know someone was thinking about them.

When should you buy a girl flowers? I’ve never bought a girl flowers and feel like maybe I should have?

@Samer - who is your go-to Ken Griffey team? I haven’t forgotten... I’m going to beat that ass

Good comments are priceless. Something insightful, or funny, or even dissenting from the piece in a way that sparks debate, is wonderful and I love seeing it. We’ve got pretty great comments compared to the rest of the internet.

No. And no.

Do you enjoy any of our work, or are commenters just a necessary evil?

Oh you hate Jews. Hot take, Hitler.

What kind of morons don’t have white cover.

Retirement, Day 1: Tom Brady goes on a coke bender and beats a pool store employee to death with a perfectly inflated football because they don’t carry white pool covers.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

Can’t even make that shitty argument here, as he bribed people to obtain access to the lion. It’s one thing when you pay a park or conservation group who then use the funds to improve the habitat (still a gross thing to do, just donate the fucking money, you don’t need to kill a rhino), but that didn’t happen here.

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

What if I told you his last name is Eckstein?

KIRK 3:16–For the GRIT LORD so loved the world that he wrote his UNWRITTEN RULES, that whoever believes in them shall not perish but have eternal DIRT DOG STATUS