He is actually 36% alcohol.

That’s ESPN’s way of saying he’s completely disappeared. His cranial rectal inversion finally reached the point that with one last stretch of his neck, and a pop, he vanished from existence.

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

Madison Bumgarner should try to remember that a little chill never hurt anyone.

So they’ll play in an empty stadium and then leave Tampa for their next series?

Meh, I don’t really even have a witty comment to make. Probably the only thing that comes to mind is good riddance, and what an absolute moron. He threw away his entire life for nothing. All of the money he stood to make from football is gone. All of the potential on-field success and accolades are no more. Most…

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

Dear Electron,

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

You don't watch much basketball do you?

Bullshit, dude. Chad Ford is a scumbag and has no excuse. This should be treated at least as harshly as plagiarism.

Imagine running into this in a dark alley.

Palin/Evans '16

The NFLPA has just found the missing link that solidifies NFL concussions to brain damage.

He might not understand what science actually is.

Can we get a scientist to explain what Heath Evans was trying to say?

"We shall come over."

A little late. Its been raining touchdowns on the Colts for the last couple of hours.