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does he have sideburns with no beard or hair?

Who is Rohan Nadkami and why is he writing me articles? The least you could do is introduce yourself.

In lieu of the Officer Wilson's testimony the use of "demon" was kind of jarring here

Thank you! The vomiting this induced leaves more room for turkey and pie!

Jesse is the tits

Tmi drew. Tmi.

Only thing worse than that jump was that dude's laugh

Sentiments that Jezebel hates:

old news

I was being overly pedantic as a joke that apparently got lost. DAMN YOU KINJA

Actually it'd be "Fix It Sanchez" "Fix it, Sanchez" is a command, BTW.

Jezebel does not think this is funny, but I do

Dude this is what people do when they are changing a headline to what they want it to be. Welcome to Deadspin, by the way!

Tom Ley is crying somewhere

+1 GREAT Kinja buddy

Sig Ep? What??

I'm confused by that kinja, but I do want to say that I was not surprised that Greg hates on a guy in shorts.

Jeeze what a goober

Lite. Like beer?