A 97% drop in car sales is what it looks like when you really shut down nonessential business. I can believe that 3% of the car sales in a typical period are true essentials (“my car just got totaled and I need a replacement.”) The other 97% can wait a couple months.

Lighten up, Francis. No one is coming to take your roads. Or your guns.

Neutral: It would be nice to get the cars off the sidewalks where I live. Actually, having sidewalks consistently would be nice too, but it seems like putting a sidewalk out attracts SUVs like honey attracts bears.

Last I checked, the correct number of bikes was always n+1

I disagree. The Fords especially look fine the ram are fine and I don’t even mind the chevy. Imo the worst looking trucks are from when manufacturers started switching to the rounded bodies. In the 90s and early 2000s.

It’s not Kinja.  It’s Herb.  

BANKS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK...

I bet we bean our heads on doors of cabinets or ovens or fridges more than we cut ourselves. I mean, no one reminds us that cabinet doors are sharp constantly. 

People still speculating whether Kim dies or not is getting old. She clearly does not die in S6. It’s impossible. Not happening. There’s no part of Jimmy/Saul in BB that carries the weight of having a loved one die. He’d have mentioned it, it would have been an integral part of his character and the writers of this…

ah yes... conservatives “disagree” with math. because there’s both sides to math....................... GTFAC.

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Hi, have you considered fucking off?

Although my cornbread pizza crust experiment of last weekend was a bust, I had an idea for a spaghetti pizza crust and I think I could use that spaghetti pie recipe as a starting point for that, so we’ll see.

It gets to a point where it’s almost a family heirloom, really.

If by “insufferable douche,” you mean “eclectic oddball personality who spends a massive amount of time and money helping the needy” then sure. https://www.google.com/search?q=guy+fieri+donates&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS867US867&oq=guy+fieri+donates&aqs=chrome..69i57.2283j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

For everyone saying they can’t get it to work on Roku: You can’t go directly through the HBO apps. You have to use the Roku app. The shows show as free in there. There is no search option in the Roku app so finding your show can be a bit of a pain. The work around is to search for the show you want on the Roku main…

This appears to be an American Enterprise Institute graph based on US Bureau of Labor Statistics data. We all know that cell phone costs have not declined by 50% since 1998, nor have new car prices stayed flat.

Well... uh... my wife and I were having some marital issues beforehand and now we’re stuck in the same house together for who-knows-how-long, so... yeah....

Ball whisk (blender bottle) or immersion blender. With whole milk, especially immersion blender.

Um, didnt use a cart?  Blaming me for someone else deciding to go nuts to butts in a pandemic.  Fun!