“He acted like he just won the world series”- Dallas Keuchel

What if-and bear with me - it were a POC who followed your script to the t? How many reports come out of Houston with heads exploding?

I guess I should’ve made it two posts, so bad day for efficiency...

In the city of Los Angeles yellow painted curbs (commercial loading zones) are only enforced until 6 pm. Usually they become free parking after that.

Don’t you like the fun in the bastard English language?!?

Irregardless! Hahahahaha!

Tried cooking over the weekends more often than usual, so that helped. Long work days here and there were tough but I think it was successful overall. Also, forced ourselves to finish eating leftovers to curb any runs for cheap take out cravings.

HRC winning the presidency was in the can, remember?

Can we get a tag for when Jim “protect the piece of shit badge” Nantz is in on the call? Fuck that guy.

Mid boner relief is the worst. Wife surprises me in the morn here and there before I’ve emptied the bladder so I have to force it out. Usually the stream is split at the point of exit because of the pressure the engorgement has caused there. Sitting is not an option since at attention, I’d have to bend my person too…

First off, WELCOME BACK!

Since AT&T is allowing open enrollment, you may be interested in signing up with your older phone.

Came here for this, you didn’t disappoint!

Still dead from this one.