Truer words have never been written in a comments section.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I’m subversive like that.

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

I just FINALLY signed up for Jezebel comments so I could tell you how much I love this.

“and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and <b>yes I said yes…

Jagermeister. Trump is Jagermeister.

Honestly, I'm surprised he made it this far. So, I'm guessing Trump is Juggernaut?

Taint Misbehavin’

Isn't more like 1 every Se7en?

Always highlight truthers.

Kevin Spacey only plays crazy people because Kevin Spacey is crazy.

That is “679,” not “Trap Queen.” Cheers.

But she is, without a doubt, the Sex and the City creator.

Big and Carrie were both horrible selfish people who deserved each other.

Opening doors to let them in. Opening doors to let them out. Filling a dish that has plenty of food. Petting with one hand when I clearly have two. Pooping outside the litter box. They will not be ignored. Unless of course they want to be ignored.

lots of love to ur cat and ur priorities that are clearly the right ones.

My cat needs me right now. I have more important things to think about.