Hey now the 10 can’t be as bad as, well,

Haha heck I live in Northern California, we don’t have traffic here the way y’all in SoCal do. My least favorite freeway is the Capital City Freeway, just because the people who drive on it are uniformly idiots, and that includes me on the occasions when I have to use it.

I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

I sincerely hope that is a reference to the Clarke and Dawe skit.

Technically he could never do the whole cast due to various union rules.

I wish they could have gotten Luke to cameo as an Owen variant. 

Kind of reckless to imply it might have been racist (in the original article).

This weirdly reads like a mini-obituary and I don't like it. 

A lot of people out there went to one awesome party senior year in high school and seem to spend the rest of their lives trying to recreate it.

why would you ungrey him lol ...
Don’t answer those trolls, leave them dwell in the shadows where they belong.

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and Clapton’s 4-year-old son? He never let a bag of coke fall off a high-rise balcony.

As an unvaccinated individual, I appreciate him standing up for our rights to gather in public places and listen to his angelic unmasked and unvaccinated voice. I encourage all other fellow unvaccinated individuals make sure to attend as many Eric Clapton concerts as possible and invite all their unvaccinated friends…

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

I want your joust in me.

I literally deleted it because it was too on the nose. I’ve failed all of us and I’m sorry. 

you forgot AMIRITE??!~??!!111

i mean, maybe? Thats not much range for 50+k. Im not one who is out here yelling about my 500 mile a day commute uphill, both ways, but 210 is pretty measly for that price. But then again in the real world if this is used as a city commuter car 210 is plenty, i guess. 

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

And yet Elon will never notice you.

She shouldn’t have said boo, because she had nothing for which to apologize.