Lol, if it wasn’t something already invented, you’d think a drive-in would be the funniest thing custom made for a pandemic :D

Basically all of the sex I have happens at home when my kids are in the house. Pro-tip: wait until they go to bed, and close your door.

I’m a children’s librarian so I’m working with some folks who are tiny but sentient and born during the Trump administration. They’re too young for Gen Z even, I don’t know what to call em besides adorable.

Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…

So Jezebel is in the “Property is Theft” camp now? Good to know.

“I be fine with a woman as President. But I just don’t want Christine LaGarde to be that President.”

For anyone who hits a paywall:

But if you could do this one thing, why would you do anything else?

*pushes glasses up on nose

Yeah, but he scored a touchdown yesterday, so it’t all cool, right.  Right?

Eddie Murphy is one of the most talented stand ups to ever take a stage. I’m excited about this. Also saying he’s been out of the limelight is kind of silly, dude has been fairly prolific just not in the stand up realm. He’s made a fuckton of money during his time “out of the limelight”. 

I’d rather go see Eddie Murphy bomb than watch Pete Davidson kill. So yeah...count me in.

Wow. This is one I figured out pretty quickly, as way too many people now have an infinite row of white dots at the top of their story chain. I’ll sit through 5 segments tops for a someone that’s relatively interesting (read: attractive). But, not 45 individual segments. That’s just too much.

... for the Olds.

Hard disagree. If campaign spending is speech, as SCOTUS has ruled, then we should be allowed to respond to that speech.

Whoopi becomes more disappointing as time goes on. 

You said it! Heck, if they’re lucky enough to hit on two of those three picks, they could end up with a couple players as good as Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills!!...

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

What makes it “not country?” And bear in mind, we’re including contemporary country, not some platonic ideal of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton.