Don’t. 

my daughter just started K and is the same. she’ll tell us everything, and with great excitement. My son (2nd grade) on the other hand never talks about school and it is like pulling teeth to get him to open up.

And this one is so awful

yep. i am 40 and i say dumb shit too...again, could care less about jennings or whether her hosts jeopardy.

i don’t care who hosts jeopardy, but kids now grow up now with so many social media platforms and are bound to do / say dumb shit on them (see crate challenge and tik tok), and they don’t have a chance.... if everyone is judged on their worst moments not sure how anyone is going to survive the righteous mobs.

Cereal 

Gabriel Iglesias on Tapatio! talk about burying the lead

Here is the actual video this transcript story is based on.

The dishes are not done yet Christina.

8 balls and quads ≠ highly successful

i know nothing of the Eternals. but ohhhh weee..i’m in.

If by that you mean that they assembled a literall [sic] All-Star team to beat Lebron because he almost single-handedly beat them 2 years prior with no Love or Irving and then handed thdm [sic] their lunch the following year, then sure.

Really excited for this show! And, Sweet Dee!!! sidenote: i liked The Mick. Love me some Kaitlin

I have a lot of history with the OC.

to help us expedite natural selection, here’s a list of what’s not manly for Mr Garcia and his fellow fools:

They [women] can’t refuse, because of the implication...

no.

this word is not in my vocab...so, super easy barely an inconvenience

my 4yo daughter refuses to clean up anything. she’s also a nihilist so threats of “if you don’t pick it up i will, and when i pick up your toys they go in the trash” fall on deaf ears. such is life. onward and upward, until she orders her future Armies to put poison in my underwear.

set for life, but at what cost? we don’t know exactly how being on youtube every day since whatever age he started will impact him, let alone thousands of other kids whose parents force them on screens, but if we look next door to child stars on TV, it’s not great...