YOUUUU CAN DAAANCE... YOUUUU CAN DAAA-AAANCE

What a shit world we live in when the guy who wasn’t at fault in that wreck thinks he needs to put his hands behind his head just so he doesn’t get shot.

Yeah, I can’t seem to get anything to work today either. XJS kinda day.

Really hoping this hope for sarcasm is sarcasm. The original was quite obviously sarcasm.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,

That’s not an aircraft...This, is an aircraft.

Oh man...too many to pick...

The lack of a fifth door at the back of the new WRX

Fire in 3,2,1...

Continuation of headline:

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

Or a bike.

This is also why I ride a bicycle. 😃

I almost forgot about the ugly barnacle. You made me very happy this morning.

Wow...a SpongeBob reference on Jalopnik? I’ve seen everything now.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

3 idiots. "I can't believe you were parked in the middle of the road and I almost hit you because I was going way to fast to stop around a blind turn." So much fault to be had, enough for everyone. Dude's an ass for stopping and not pulling over out of the road but what if the car had been crashed there. They'd still…

As a possible unorthodox post I'll throw in the VW CC:

I don't know what is up with all this. Guy in a Tesla full of kids and unsecured crap accelerates as fast as possible on public roads. Everyone applauds him. If I were to post a video of me doing the same thing at night on an empty road in my car I would get flamed to death for street racing and endangering the lives…