in this sport it seems like you really have to know when to fold them, or it may not end well

like when you invest money in uber and think that maybe throwing it in a wood chipper instead might have been a better way to go for everyone

how is he still making movies?

that bold boulder is a hero

omg. she’s 30

‘the thing almost killed me and the other driver. i give it an A-’

the only thing this survey illustrates that people will believe what they want to believe, and tesla owners tend to have more money than brains

related: doughnut eaters report eating doughnuts makes them feel better

note to God: next time first try actually saying in an actual voice that Kevin will hear “this is God., (optional: remember what happened the last time?) sit down, Kevin”

save money on cars by stealing cars

the reaction of the other patrons is explained by the fact that canadians are generally incapable of interacting with the world around them unless the interaction is polite and very reserved; anything that falls outside of that norm they generally cannot process

will there be a criminal probe of this criminal probe?

‘hold my seidel’, said bmw to lexus

if anything, prosecutors should appeal the sentence

they can sod right off

is HD run by insane people?

why exactly is it ok for cops to chase and draw their weapons for any infraction? all it does is that it escalates a non-event to a life and death situation, and all of the sudden these dumb fuck power tripping cops get to feel like they are heroes, which they are not 

i’ll miss you guys... fuck

did i just read on twitters that splinter is shutting down?

what is this, a city for cats?