It is my favorite chemistry joke. Also one way I remember the formula for hydrogen peroxide. The other is that per in chemistry means 2. Go forth and spread it.

MY experience working with the PIRGs after I dropped out of college was like that. It was all built on keeping you with that groupe of people as much as humanly possible. And once you were a field manager, you best be at the social Every. Night. And the weekend party. And did you want to rent a room at the PIRG house?…

Maybe she just really likes superoxide radicals.

make up different stories for each person who asks. get increasingly bizarre with each one.

cause in the end, it nun they damn biznaz.

The Pope is high as fuck right now.

This brings back memories of my wild youth. You insert a diaphragm after putting spermicide into the concave side, and then leave it in for several hours after sex. It holds a barrier layer of spermicide against the cervix until any remaining sperm are inviable. (If you have sex again during that time window, you…

Yep. They may all kiss my Aspy ass.

I’m really not getting this new Grindr promo campaign.

I know it’s totally beside the point, but what is that lingerie in the photo, and where can I get me some?

Excuse me, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?

Oh, God. I just watched the documentary “Girl Model” on Netflix and it is so disturbing. It follows a young Russian teenager who has been selected to model in Japan, as well as the modeling scout who picked her out. The modeling scout seems unhinged and the poor girl is completely out of her league with these adults…

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you are a very good person. as someone like your friend, thank you.

True. And yet...

Ghosting is a much more reasonable way to end a casual hookup situation than a “breakup,” IMO.

lolololol this is a joke, right